Kerry Katona launched her perfume at London's Soho Hotel yesterday, with her publicist Max Clifford and husband Mark Croft by her side. She's named the French-made scent Outrageous to reflect her personality and the outrageous lies told about her. Kerry's also found the Cheeky Girls' fly-on-the-wall programme outrageous, saying: "I was nearly sick when they were talking about sex... Yuk! There are some things you don’t ever need to know in life". Hmm, has Kerry not seen her own reality show? While Kerry was busy making eyes at her husband over that red bottle, Jordan/Katie Price was telling Charlotte Church exactly what she thinks of him:
"I think Mark is an absolute s**t for her, she should leave him. I just want to take Kerry under my wing and knock some sense into her. She's not the girl I met in the jungle. I'd love her to just come down and have a nice day with the kids and have some fun as she looks down quite a lot."
If Kate extended that invitation to me I'd be there in a flash! I'm not so sure I'll be rushing out to buy Kerry's perfume, though. Will you?
Oh hellz no I wouldn't buy Kerry's perfume - I wouldn't even take it if it was one of those free giveaways outside the tube station!!!